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[March 12, 1998 - 7:09pm]
- Police receive strange reports from civilians describing hundreds of shiny, thin, silver-like metallic Compact Discs. Witnesses describe these Unidentified Flying Optics (UFO) as
" .. self inserting, autorunning and install executing ... "
- Local religious leaders and groups claim the phenomenon has infected the minds of their young, Reverend Colombo claims that
... "ever since those shiny discs went into those computing appliances of our homes, our kids and even our young men havent been able to stop staring at the screens, clicking on pictures, ejecting those silver disc demons and swapping them out for another... Teaching our kids Evil and Sin. The whole town needs to be cleansed, Immediately!"
__ SITREP URGENT__
[September 24, 2026 8:30am]
Agent @ACDUDE800 - Recon and/or Interrogate POI
Agent @WATSFORSUPPER - Insert and Surveil POI
-- ORDERS :: Quarantine and isolate subjects whom have come into contact with the 'UFO' phenomenon. Counter-Intelligence will be provided once contact is made.
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