Limericks are awesome. This is a well known and widely accept fact. So let's have some!

The rules are two:

1) Your limerick must at least attempt to be funny.

2) Your limerick must be about a GoG.

Since Witcher 2 is upon us, I'll start things off with:

There once was a witcher called Geralt,
Saving orphans and damsels imperiled.
He'd one sword for monsters,
And another for men,
And a third for young damsels imperiled.

Also, useful links - http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm
- http://www.dirtylimerick.com/

I don't have a limerick to add (I'm not very good a them) but I'll attempt to come up with something.

Yours is very good! Great job.

Duke Nukem was a well endowed man,
He'd say "Shake it baby" as much as he can.
Till he got in a fight,
with a shrink ray one night.
"Where is it?", now that just ain't right!

My best attempt at a limerick. What do you think?

win!

Thank you! I was hoping to do something for the Kings Quest series but it turned out to be too difficult. BloodRayne wasn't coming together very well either for me but Duke came together perfectly. I'd love to read some other's. I'm sure other people can be more creative than me and TC. It's fun, bring them ON!!!

How dare you harm the image of The Duke in such a manner, you'll burn in a nasty gamer hell for such insolence forced to play the likes of Barbie's Pony Tail Adventures (I dont even know if that game is real, I'm making shit up, although I think it does exist lol)

There was a young bimbo so frail
Who loved her poor pony's tail
She'd crouch in the pen
and count up to ten
And yell "He's bigger than you ken"

Barbie? Aww can't I at least be made to play a game featuring the Olsen twins? I could get down with that! (Although the games suck I'll at least have some sort of eye candy)

I liked the Barbie Bimbo limerick. Good job Rodzaju.

Not too bad, though if I'm not mistaken, the fifth line should rhyme with the first two, not with the third and fourth.

I think you're right.
I just took my cue from the Duke post.

There was a group of gamers from Poland
who figured "all games in this country are stolen"
so they decided to build
a company, thrilled
that they could get cheap legal games for downloadin'

Well, okay. It's not about a GOG.

The Divinity was so Divine,
And my character was doing fine,
'Til a horde of undead,
crashed in on his head,
Now he's in a box made of pine.

Awaking not far from the chapel
(still looking surprisingly dapper),
old Caleb decides
on a quick deicide.
Step one: start quoting Bruce Campbell.

There once was a man who is nameless
In a city of doors that is tameless
Tatooed, scarred and blue
With a floating skull too
It's no wonder in his last days he came less

It's cool yo!

Great stuff overall, guys. :D

Also, feel free to mention what game you're referencing, just in case it isn't obvious to begin with.

Here's another one from me.

There lived in old Persia a prince
So horny no one's seen him since.
He went back in time,
Thinking, "I'm really divine",
And made out with an old Persian prince.